Iaffrian

It is characterized by an active structure (active-stative alignment) and the basic OSV word order (object-subject-verb). It has a rich consonance (more than 50 phonemes), including affective, uvular, lateral fricatives, as well as a unique percussive phoneme. Writing is an alphabet of 53 characters, derived from the ancient Proto-Alphabetic alphabet. It has 19 dialects, mutually intelligible due to long-term standardization. I'm positioning it as a natural language, even though it's not.